Be the letter of my alphabet!
Ah, the timeless tale of the neglected boyfriend, armed with the ultimate weapon of seduction: the necklace.
Well, you are on the right track:
So, you've bestowed upon her a glittering gemstone masterpiece, only to find yourself cast aside like yesterday's leftovers. Fear not, brave soul! Surely, your lavish gift should have been enough to secure undivided attention and adoration for eternity
Perhaps a gentle reminder of your existence is in order, subtly interjected between her and the dating profile long-questionnaires.
What are the odds?
The spectacle of a woman's indecision process – a true marvel of modern times! Behold as now, she doesn't need to contemplate what decision to take but how many times to roll the dice.
Will she take the first result? Will she roll again?
The suspense is palpable! And let's not forget the epic saga of selecting an item of the menu once she agrees with outcome of the dice.
Oh, the agony of indecision! But fear not, dear friends, for in the end, she will emerge victorious, ready to conquer the world once she agrees with the dice. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day
After few hours, she will be exhausted to get into any dating apps... PepeLuvz guaranteed
Scent-sational Gift
Picture this: you, the dashing Casanova of scent, presenting her with a meticulously wrapped box containing the promise of intoxicating fragrances and untold seduction. Oh, the anticipation! Will she swoon at the mere sight of your thoughtful gesture, or will her discerning nose detect the subtle undertones of desperation wafting from within? But fear not, dear suitor, for in the game of love, subtlety is key – and what better way to express your undying affection than with a fragrant token of your undying affection? After all, who needs heartfelt conversations and genuine emotional connection when you can simply mask it with a spritz of eau de parfum?
Clingy is the key to success
This is not an oversize hoodie, it is hoodie for two.
Think about this perfect present. You buy it, she gets it, she wear it and suddenly as a romantic gesture, you decide to get into the hoodie as well. Now the two of you, are together in a "romantic" mode (more like clingy no privacy, but she does not need to know).
Now, she won't be able to surf the web, neither swipe left or right, because you are right there, sharing the same space, same air, and probably consuming each other CO2.
The bond will get stronger and this item might be the reason for piece conversation starter
The Wizard of Words
The age-old tactic of keeping your girlfriend busy by piling on the books – because who needs quality time when you have a never-ending stack of literature to conquer? It's the perfect strategy: hand her a novel, and voila! You've bought yourself ours of distraction removal of the social cravings.
So, may the literary gods be ever in your favor as you navigate the treacherous waters of relationship dynamics keeping her away of any dating profiles, once, she thought of filling up.